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Some people are just plain rude and inconsiderate. What does QUIET mean to u? It means shut ur goddamn trap! If you can't do that and feel u have to use ur flapper, at least be considerate of other people.... Geez! Is that too much to ask?

God is a good God! He knew exactly what he was doing when he didn't give me supernatural powers or at least i did not manage to become a witch like my mother threatened if i ate other people's food back when i was little. Because God knows there would be a lot of people dropping dead, failing tests and getting spiritually bitch slapped........... all courtesy of me!!

What is the use of the evil eye if it's not going to do anything to the recipient of the said evil eye?I want to give someone the evil eye and have them feel this horrible pain in their gut and the intense desire to fart that they would just shut the hell up!

What's the use of giving someone the stink eye without an actual stench coming from it? I long for the power to produce a stench that would drive all those loud mouths at the library away from me. Farting is all well and good but its effects are temporary so that would not work. Besides, those blabbermouths would rather sit through the stench because they know its temporary rather than move anyway. Idiots!!!!

God pls grant me powers....... I need it NOWWWWWWWWWWWW..................