FOOD FOR THOUGHT (WARRI VERSION)

A rolling stone ……… na person push am.
A stitch in time...….. dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem.
One good turn……… na power steering be that.
A bird in hand…….. kill am chop 1st b4 u go find another one for bush.
He who laughs last…….. na mumu. Why him nor catch the joke at the first time and laugh when other dey laugh?
The patient dog…….. Na hunger go kill am


*mumu - fool, dumbass, ode, opke, olodo etc, etc

Holla at me if u need further translations.

(I got this from somewhere... only God knows)