Funny but not ha ha funny! I'm frustrated!!!!!!
Question: What could be worse than having SIX new/relatively new pairs of Jeans but can only wear ONE pair (for the last two weeks) because of some unexplainable 10lb weight gain in ONE month?
Answer: Not having legs to wear them.
Fuck you! Nobody asked u to be logical or grateful that u have legs to wear jeans. This is just ridiculous. I'm not even eating anymore than usual. Water retention my ass. Which kain 10lb water retention be this?
Fuck Jeans. I'm going back to my baggy cargo pants.
As soon as i get chance to go to Kohls'. Crap!............... That might not be for a while.
I love/hate u, my only pair of jeans that fit.
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LOL!
ReplyDeletepele, again i recommend the pepper soup diet...
haba bumight. how r u going around being first in every blog!!!!!!!!! go read ur book joo. i dey vex. a wan b first na.
ReplyDeletepele, sting. a woman's weight is like pendulum. it goes up & down. sometimes, daz d fun part.
Don't be so burnt bout your only pair of fitting jeans.
ReplyDeleteI have 7/8, and only 2 fit, the rest are big. & I don't plan on adding weight anytime soon.
I have a good # of jeans dt dnt fit anymore either! and its annoying! I feel ur pain. All i buy now are big pants just in case i gain weight!
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ReplyDeletethis was a good one
good luck losing the weight im in a similiar battle
eh ya, pele....... 10lbs of water retention? thats serious o... dont worry u'd soon be able to fit into the jeans
ReplyDeleteeyah pele luv!! dnt worry hopefully some of them will fit you soon....in the mean time rock the one pair you have!
ReplyDelete......And I'm not alone!
ReplyDeletePlease let me know when u find a remedy...........would be needing the tip desperately
lol sorry! but it sure is funny! lighten up!
ReplyDeletego ape shit on thier arse, they wud fit soonest..jokes..lol
Funny that Bumight shd mention the peppersoup diet. A friend of mine just talked abt embarking on that one today. Don't be too mad.
ReplyDeleteBut u know what u cld do with those ones that don't fit......send them this way, i promise to wear them with honour and dignity!
pele o dear. such is these weight thing men.
ReplyDeletemy dear, calm down and get yourself to Kohls. Then start exercising and maybe see a doc to make sure your weight gain isn't a sign of anything serious.
ReplyDeleteTake it easy.
Eiya, sorry ruff! Me I will 'tia' those pants o, or do some laps in the sauna. I feel ur pain. This Weight thing is the monkey on most people's back!
ReplyDeleteNdo, chickie. I'd say it's the winter making you retain weight but um...you live in a sunny climate!
ReplyDeleteKnowing you, you'll be rocking all your jeans again in no time!
Ok, on the off chance that my comment sounded bitchy I want to say I didn't mean it that way!
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lol...gal you're too funny!
ReplyDeletePele...just exercise a bit more...hope you're good?
If I were you, I'll smack O'Dee. Who cares that you're too small for your jeans? Lol. (O'Dee you know I love you!)
ReplyDeletePele love, just keep them as motivation to fit into them one day. I've done that with many of my clothes, and I'm conquering them one by one. Lol.
What do you do when you have about 14 pairs and you only get to wear 4? the rest just becomes automatically big for no reason. I know I am not getting smaller or what is happening?
ReplyDeletePele. They will fit someday, seriously.
Bumight I am inclined to believe you have joined forces with Temite! Come to think of it, your names rhyme!
Isha don't go smacking me too!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteDo you exercise?
Pele dear. Would have said try to lose the weight but thats easier said than done. But try all the same.
ReplyDeleteKpele dear! I'm fighting the same battle, so al I can say is take it easy k?
ReplyDeleteWell, if it makes you feel any better, at the rate you're going, you'll gain 120 pounds by the end of the year. Yay!! Hehehehehehehehe.
ReplyDeleteAbi you dey chop fertilizer? LOL! Yes, I'm laughing AT you. Wetin you fit do?
Water retention ke? We bind and cast in God's holy name.
ReplyDeletewat sizes are those jeans..
ReplyDeleteabeg send them over! give and it shall come back to u in your size;)
Perhaps they are simply not the right sizes for you. Hmmm I bet they will be my sizes, is anyone coming to Nigeria soon?
ReplyDeleteI cant seem to fit into any of my suits either...really annoying I tell u...
ReplyDeletedang, sorry o..
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