Irony

My friend snores like a wild animal, i swear! I thought she was joking when she warned me over the phone, but no be joke oh. It is really bad. I was looking for my camera at 4am this morning so i can give u a first hand version of what i have been subjected to since Saturday, but by the time i finally found the camera, all i wanted to do was leave the room. So i got on the threadmill and ran.

So here i am with only three hours of sleep, she wakes up for me a minute and says "Sting, don't u sleep?" Now, that's what i call IRONY. Is she serious?!! Remain small make i tell am say na she no let me sleep, but i just respect myself. I am freaking tired, i was falling asleep as i was taking a shower, it's that bad. Yet i will come home and still can't rest. My bed has been taken over by her. If it was just for a weekend or even a week sef, e for good. 3 weeks!!! This hospitality business is a little too much for me oh. I'm too tired to be a gracious/good host. I haven't seen her in 7yrs so i should just suck it up and stop complaining. But still.................

Today is my immediate older sister's birthday. She has declared herself Queen for the day. She's stationed in Qatar until June. I can't wait for her to come back. She's the fun sister. I'm really proud of her, she's an E7 in the Navy (google it). The first time i called her at work and she picked up the phone and introduced herself as Chief xxx, i was confused, like, is this my sister abi na who be this. Anyway, she's cool people and i'm wishing her a very happy birthday even though she's not going to read this.