Hi, my name is Sting and I'm a reality show whore..... sorry, addict. Flavor of love 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, Rock of love 1,2,3, I love New York 1,2, I love Money 1,2, Tool academy, The Hills, Laguna beach, True life, Girls next door......name it, i watched it.
However these days, i seem to have acquired some taste. I am no longer an indiscriminate watcher of reality shows. You can call me a connoisseur of reality shows. Whatever that means. Anyhoo, just because i am addicted to those things doesn't mean i should be fed any sort of rubbish and asked to swallow. What's up with Ray J having a dating show? Flavor flav might have fooled the nation into thinking he was looking for a woman, he's ugly enough to pull that off. Ray J?!!!!!!!!! I refuse! For the love of Ray J? I'm insulted. More black women making a fool of themselves on national TV over a black man then at the end of the day he'll go back to his white baby mama (God punish u, Flav!).
As if all the mindless crap of The Hills was not enough, now we have to put up with The City? Whitney was boring enough on The Hills, why in the world would i want to watch a show about her and more annoying shallow people. Forgive me if my analysis is wrong, i never bothered to watch an episode. Too many superficial privileged white people. I'll pass.
Then there's Rock of Love 4 or 5 (or whatever season) that is going on right now. How many women does that 50 something year old idiot want to f@#k before he finds the one that rocks his world. I can't believe that Daisy openly admitted having sex with him on the show, and that other one that was still married, Kristy Jo abi na wetin be her name. At least on Flavor of love, we all suspected it but no one openly said it, as much as they fooled themselves on the show. Now all of them are opening their dirty mouths to say, if i can kiss Flav, i can do anything (re: Becky on I love money). For reals?! Idiot oshi. I have absolutely refused to watch Rock of love after the first season. Fool me once, shame on u (Bitch), fool me twice...............
So with all the nonsense reality shows that have been assaulting my delicate senses, HOW IN THE HELL DID I MISS, RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE? A Next Top Modelesque show for drag queens. Are u freaking kidding me? Where in the devil's closet have I been? I could slap myself right now. They even have a Cameroonian drag queen on the show.
A show about fierce drag queens.........BLISS!
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Reality shows! I can't get into the newer ones (probably because I don't have that much time for tv) but I love me what is arguably the worst reality show on tv: The Bachelor and The Bachelorette!
ReplyDeleteOh, and Drag Race is a clever play on words...even if the show sucks they'll always have that!
ReplyDeleteHmmm.....
ReplyDeleteLol@ Ray J is simply trying to make money because clearly, he is following Flav's footsteps and making Reality show money just as Kim Kardashian did off their sex-tape publicity.
ReplyDeleteRock of Love, even if he finds love, will the woman love him after the 100 other trashy people he's has on VH1
I love New York is just embarassing Black women joh!
An alum from my college was on Flavor of Love 1 imagine?
I actually watched Hills last season only and followed with the City. It looks all scripted but I can relate to a few themes in both shows at least they work not make out with Flav, New York, Bret or RayJ.
VH1 and MTV are not music stations just crap manufacturers.
LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI swear i was never one to watch a lot of tv, but lately with too much time on my hands, VH1 is now my default tv station and boy can they dish it up or what!
I swore never to watch Flav, he was just to ugly, and his women were too hoochie for my liking.
As 4 Bret & his bithches, i guess i just like to see how ppl can funtion with 2 overinflated melons.
I think someone needs to slap Newyork sumthing silly. She is sooo STEWPID!
OMD, when i saw RuPaul's drag race i was like WTF!!! Then i hrd Bebe speak, and i jus had to google him and found out he's Cameroonian!
I can't deny the fierceness tho, plus it jus goes to show that you can't b too careful these days, it may look like a woman, walk like a woman, dress like a woman, but......
But really i'm getting sick of the whole reality acting! Can it stop now?
i was going to say you should be twins with mizchif! cos she's a VH1 junkie herself, but i can see she's already here representing! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHey...I've watched some Whitney 'The City' episodes and had to ask myself 'Why?'..lol...now am only hooked onto Harlem Heights waiting for The Apprentice and that's about it!!
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeletereality shows suddenly started pissing the shit out of me so i've totally stopped watching them..
and as for ray j..dont blame him jo, his music career isnt exactly 'booming' so i guess he needed plan b!
as a tv addict, its strange that the only things i cant stand r the reality shows except the bachelor i think......... so wheres d drag race showing
ReplyDeleteu know d crazy, i ddnt understand half of what u were going on about. i've only know abt d hills, cos E! insists on having one news to report abt d girls every time. Andrina & Whitney sound so stupid, i wouldn't bother sitting a whole half an hour watching them talk.
ReplyDeleteThat show would have been off the hook. I so want to satisfy my curiosity of those drag queens!
ReplyDeletepele there might be re-runs.
I used to watch a lot of them shows and I fell off. Infact I'm not a TV person to even begin with. I do wanna watch Tough Love sha, heard a lot about it.
ReplyDeleteLMYO!!! but im not a tv person jare ....
ReplyDeleteMy name is taynement and I watch almost all reality shows. All the ones on Bravo, VH1(except NY goes to work), the ones on TLC sef. help! :(
ReplyDeleteOmg you are kidding me right?
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