Umbrella Analogy

Medical school is like having a *colonoscopy with an umbrella.

• First year - They stick the umbrella in
• 2nd year - They open the umbrella (while still inside)
• 3rd year - They pull it out.
  
• 4th year - You get to stick it in someone else.
  

I fucking love my psych professor.

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In lay man's terms

The first year of medical school is like having an umbrella stuck up your butt, the second year the umbrella is opened, the third year the umbrella is ripped out, and the fourth year you get to stick the umbrella up someone else's butt!

*Colonoscopy is the endoscopic examination of the large colon and the distal part of the small bowel with a CCD camera or a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the ANUS!!!!(Courtesy of wikipedia)