Fire Alarm

I've literally been up for over a week and a half studying for exams. I finally get to sleep tonight without being under the watchful eyes of my alarm clock. Well, guess what happens at 5am? The freaking firealarm goes off and won't stop. So as much as i wanted to, i couldn't ignore it. I put on a hoodie and wore some sweat pants, left all my belongings in my apartment and went outside. I really need to come up with a fire plan cos my present plan (which consists of grudgingly leaving my apartment carrying nothing but my house keys) is not going to cut it.

Some long throat decided to bake some pizza at night, then proceeded to fall asleep.

Number 1) Who eats pizza at night? I'm not talking midnight snack. This is the middle of the night
Number 2) He must be the president of winches and wizards association (confused as to why i would say that, look at reason number 1)
Number 3) Still confused? Fine, i'll say it. Only winches and wizards eat in the dead of the night. So if you have the habit of eating late at night, you must be a witch/winch or a wizard. Check urself. Ask questions :)
Number 4) If you are too sleepy to wait for your food, then u r don't need to try to eat. Just go to sleep. Leave those long throat sturves for sometime else.
Number 5) Why didn't he use the microwave like his mates? I refuse to believe he was baking that pizza from scratch. Yeah right!
Number 6) See as the boy be sef. I should have slapped him just to feel better. Then i would end up in jail and not get any sleep. Bad idea.
Number 7) I better be able to fall back asleep or else.......
Number 8) ........or else nothing. I can't do crap.
Number 9) The devil is a lie (and a liar)! I must sleep this sleep. I earned it.

UPDATE: This dude did not even wake up, the fire fighters had to bang on his door. My friend talked to him and noted he was kinda high. We both concluded he had the munchies.