Thursday, June 2, 2011

I confess: Blogsville Edition

  • I don't like poems. I kinda hate them. You can blame my honors Irish literature professor for that. So if your blog is mostly poems, you can be sure i don't read it. I see poems and my eyes glaze over. Seye!!!! lol. The truth is if i can bring myself to start reading, then i usually find it tolerable but most times i can't. I have to admit that i have read a couple of Seye's that i thought were deep. 
  • Religious blogs. I can't do those either. Nothing deep, i just don't want to read those. If i'm looking for something religious to read, i tap into my Joel Osteen daily devotionals. I rather listen to his message though. I LOVE Joel Osteen. That man has been a blessing to my life. I can't say it enough.
  • Fiction on blogs: Another glaze over. I have read a couple of Myne stories and found them interesting but i can never keep up or follow through. I'm one of those weird people who need to settle down and read a book. That's why i have no interest in getting a kindle cos if i did, i would have fapped my brother's. Zero interest. 
  • Fashion bloggers: I find them interesting. Some of them are more interesting than others. Some of them are definitely more "interesting" than others. Na wa.You slap two rags together and all of a sudden you are stylish.....m'kay!
  • Music on blogs....seriously why? Especially those that are suffering from delayed reaction. I can't tell you how many times i have been shocked/startled by a music player that takes its sweet time to load and while i'm already engrossed in reading the blog, music comes blasting out from nowhere. Not cool. Thank God i don't have a bad heart, because that is just inviting a heart attack. Two blogs come to mind, but i won't mention names. 
  • Word verification: Blogger has spam detection these days and i think they do a pretty decent job. Why do you bloggers with word verification want to give lazy people like me extra work.? Some days, i just don't bother leaving comments. I don't feel like dealing with that everyday.
P.S I confess.....i might have a confession coming up soon ;) Guess
a) I'm having a baby
b) I found a Sugar Boy
c) I won the lottery......AGAIN
d) I'm really a mad woman from Soweto
e) I'm not a med student. I'm actually a student studying Agric in Uniben

15 comments:

  1. aren't romance novels fiction too? i thought u liked those!

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  2. hmmmmmm....madam sting, STIRRING THE HORNET'S NEST hum? #wicked grin#

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  3. Its as if i wrote this myself lol. cosign on it all. But i kinda like poems though- if they are good lol. A lot of people fancy themselves poets and...they just aren't.

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  4. I wonder what your upcoming confession is? B or C

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  5. lol@ studying agric in Uniben. All those pictures of books on your blog, sure cant be agric.

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  6. This is some serious confession. You are going to make some people sad

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  7. LOL
    You are really out to make some people sad.
    Your confession: C?

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  8. i'l actually take won the lottery again. although i never knew you won a lottery in the first place.

    I feel you on the delayed reaction musical thing! SMH

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  9. lool! not faair!! u can hate everything but dnt hate fiction naw *puppy dog eyes* lol
    I hate music on blogs, i dnt enoy reading religious blogs(but i read them if i stumble on them cos i feel guilty when i dont lol), poems are ok but most poems look the same so it has to really stand out.
    & my guess is that u won the lottery agsin!

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  10. I'm glad you guys are even trying to pick between B or C. Why not D or E or even A? They are all possibilities.

    As for making people sad, maybe i'm slow this morning but i don't understand. Who would i be making sad? The poets or the pastors? lol or maybe the authors or fashonistas? (My punctuation is to die for. Kai!)

    The Authors should not be sad cos chances i will buy their books are pretty high ;)The truth is, i have limited time to read blogs when school is in session, i don't want to read fiction. I'm sorry. I'm here to get my amebo fix.

    @kitkat: I don't feel guilty for not reading religious blogs. I guess that makes me a heathen....lol. Actually no, it doesn't. I don't think it means anything other than i'm not interested in reading about that at the moment.

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  11. Cosign on the Music blogs. I really don't like it when the music comes blasting out from nowhere. Could one of the blogs which came to my mind be same as urs?lol

    Err B or C...

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  12. I'm not keen on music on blogs especially the "time delayed ones".
    Okay i doubt if you are having a baby. You are most definitely a med student(some things just cannot be hidden!). You blog title says Nigerian Scorpio so you ain't from Soweto. I'll go for B!

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