What would you do?
You meet a guy....
He tells you he's loiking* you.....
If all the stars align right, he would like to marry you.
Then he calls you one day, bright and early......he has something he wants to tell you.
So.....he showed your picture to his mom
and he was wondering.....
since his mom said you were too fat.....would you please lose the weight?
What would you do?
P.S Dude and dudette are not officially together. This is the early stages of toasting.
*No, for all u amebos....it didn't happen to me but with the way i've been eating my way out of boredom these days, it's not an impossibility*
*loiking = in between love and like
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hahahahaha!!! surprisingly, it happens :(
ReplyDeleteWell, she should photoshop her next picture before giving it to him for her.
Mummy's boy. Have a conversation and if he insists, and he really doesn't have a problem (it's all just for the mum), then count your options.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I will sound him one hot slap! He'll leave me alone. Oooorrrr, i'll tell him to leave my house before i sound him one hot slap lol!
ReplyDeleteAdiya
Wow, that's funny. Either he's a mommy's boy or just to scared to tell you that he thinks your fat lol. Either way, me and him would definitely have words because he's either too chicken to stand up to his mom or too chicken to stand up to me.
ReplyDeleteto save me wahala down d line, it may well be on to the next one if i feel this is largely a mummys boys issue. if i feel its just his coded way of callin me fat den i may consider giving him a response
ReplyDeletehahahaha@Adiya...nice response. on top 'loiking' stage, wahala don enter. no way!
ReplyDeletehe is not someone you want because he is obviously bothered about how other people see you and not how he sees you. so if yall have just boys, or just girls, and he is happy but his mother wants the opposite then what? i want a man that is a man and confident in his choices, and this guy needs to stand up for his girl fat or not considering he liked her like that to begin with.
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeleteThis happened to me oh! Except the mummy part. He just said he really liked me, but he'd like me more if I lost some weight.
I was much younger, about 17 or so, I was ANGRY!!! I just pointed to the door and told him to leave before I threw him out. What rubbish?!!
He sent me a letter a few weeks later to say he was sorry and he didn't really mean to make me mad and he just wanted to see how much I could take yada yada yada...
In this case though, I think the underlying issue here is that he's still tied to his mom's apron strings and that is a HUGE red flag if you're looking at spending the rest of your life with him.
hahahahah this is too funny.....
ReplyDeleteseeing y'all just met, just end it right there....either he's a mummy's boy, or he isn't willing to like you for you.....
It's too early for such
Rubbish. The guy should be flogged.
ReplyDeleteMega red flag alert. He's a mummy's boy and the relationship has no future except she's happy for it to be a permanent threesome (she, he and momma).
ReplyDeleteif am dt 'fat'...i will sit on his head.....agbaya oshi
ReplyDeleteI'm liking Olori's response.
ReplyDeleteThis is a warning that one might deal with bigger 'mummy's boy' issues down the line.
LOL...as others have said, the issue is that he is a mommy's boy. Dump him and FAST
ReplyDeleteadiya i'm rolling on the floor o..but seriously its bye bye after that.
ReplyDeleteWow! This is serious. Wel, if she loves him, she shud go ahead and shade some weight.
ReplyDeletelol@loiking
ReplyDeleteLoL thanks for clarifying that loiking, I was beginning to think it was a typo. LoL @ losing weight and still in d early stages! Ugh Some people need to go to skool to learn how to toast well jor! LoL
ReplyDeleteThat dude deserves hot slap, I support Adiya oh, hot slap so that he will go and show his mother the marks from the slap.
ReplyDeleteThe size shouldn't be a yard stick for measurement of love. However, if the individual can go through the stress of shedding weight, good. Plus, the boy must be there to motivate the lady, as a matter of fact, he should lead the "weigh-loss" scheme.
ReplyDeleteMrs Newlywed has the right answer. Photoshop now! lol. For real though, if you have no problem with my weight yourself and you only want me to lose the weight for your mother, we have a problem. Even if she's already emotionally invested into the man and wants to lose weight anyway, She should carefully evaluate the relationship between mom and son. Unless she's into incestuous threesomes.(at least emotionally)
ReplyDeletelmbo! i'll tell him i'm not marrying his mum! If he doesnt have a problem with my weight, why shld his mum's opinion matter. Then i'll cry for ages in bed haha
ReplyDelete*loooong hiss*
ReplyDeletethatisall
loll & smh in awe..you are certainly bored!...finished reading all those novels?...if yes, GET MORE!
ReplyDeletep.s...now, i wonder how a loud hiss would sound in his ears???
We will need to have a heart to heart talk because this just shows that he is still tied to his mom's apron string!If i see that he cannot be detached, then bye bye bye *Nsync's voice*
ReplyDeleteI loved what Bombchell said. If he cares about appearance more than he cares about the character then there will be issues. If he really didnt care, he wont bother to relay that kind of message to you be it from his pastor or his mom. hissssssssss
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