Equality and an Evil Sister

To torture you

This is what my sister sent me today and the caption she sent it with. Una see why i say she no good. This is after she has put me on a starvation diet o. Like, if you leave this girl, i should not even be eating food at all. I had to tell her i can't study while hungry. She actually told me one time to eat one spoon of mixed veggies and tilapia. I was like, one spoon? Girl, you crazy! I thought she meant a tablespoon but she said she meant a serving spoon. Even at that, i refused. Na so we dey battle everyday o.
I have to call her now and ask for permission to go get chinese. She's my weight loss coach, meanwhile she has the benefit of a nursing baby helping her drop the pounds and she has lost 22 pounds in 3 weeks (since she gave birth). I have told her i will soon go borrow a baby and become a nursing mother too before she kills me. 

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 Olusimeon, you are my booski forever. Muah muah muah!

I love this cover