The Number one reason marriages end.....

.....is lack of sex. They can cover it up with other stuff but it all boils down to lack of sex or poor sex lives. Don't quote me, we were talking about viagra today and that's what the doctor said.

So married people, save your marriages and have more sex.
Unmarried people practice for marriage and have more sex.
If you are saving yourself for marriage, then please consider me the little red devil on your left shoulder and don't listen to me but when you get married, remember what i said........

 You can all thank me later by collecting money to buy me a Jet. 

P.S Erectile dysfunction is just a nice way of saying someone is impotent. It's all marketing, baby! You have erectile dysfunction, here's some viagra....No one wants to be labeled impotent.

Impotence- unable to engage in sexual intercourse because of inability to have and maintain an erection. 

Now we both know or maybe you already knew.