Have you guys ever wondered why women love chocolate or the connection between chocolate and romance?
Guys, since valentine's day is coming, i will let you in on the secret and when you get some, come back and thank me. You are welcome. I am paying thousands of dollars for this information that I am giving you for free. I know, I should be recommended for sainthood.
So apparently chocolate contains something called Methylxanthines which amongst other things increases arousal, in both men and women but more in women. So you give a woman chocolate, she starts feeling feelings and has no clue what's going on and you are right in the vicinity to benefit from those feelings. Win-win situation for all. Now I am not talking about snickers o, I'm talking high quality chocolate, think Godiva and stuff.
I am not making this up, it's all physiology. Google is your friend if you don't believe me. So guys, invest in some high quality chocolate this valentine's day.
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No wonder!!!!!!!!..laughing.
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Deletelol! Madam saint, you do well
ReplyDeleteI was Madame saint? Must be autocorrect, then I remembered d nonsense I wrote about sainthood. I am glad we r seeing eye to eye on that. Lol
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ReplyDeleteI see u r trying to redeem urself. Good, good, good. I approve.
DeleteGiving up chocolate until March then. Lol.
ReplyDeleteLol......r u scared?
DeleteYes o! Lol.
DeleteNow I understand why the addiction to Toblerone chocolate bars!Thanks dear. Let's see what Valentine holds this year......lol
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