Thursday, March 21, 2013

Why you should be a lesbian

So this is a PSA for those of you who are tired of men. You know, you are sick of your boyfriend/husband, man has shown you strong thing and you are just tayad! I have good news for you, you have options and there are benefits.

Apparently, lesbians have a lower risk of cervical cancer because HPV 16 and 18 (which cause cervical cancer) "live" on the penis. Woot!!!!

In the interest of full disclosure, if your pelvis has been tested and untested, turnt in and turnt out, you might already have missed that boat.

Just wanted to let you guys who are always complaining of your men (on Myne's blog and Eya's blog) know that you have options.

Good night.

15 comments:

  1. Lol

    This my doctor, did you not just say you dont like trouble in your previous post!

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    1. Maybe I am o, pple need to know ALL their options in life.

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  3. ahahahahaha S-T-I-N-G!
    Oya, go read ya dokita book with immediate alcarity!

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  4. lol tahnks for the advice I am considering it

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  5. What of men like us that are tired of their woman?

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    1. Do u want to be a gay? Lol..... If u want me to give u permission, no wahala. I am the class monitor of that organization. Permission granted ;)

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  6. A toy, some batteries and a good pillow to cuddle with are far less wahala than having a man (or woman, i suppose)

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